i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
Yeah. What kind of fucked up psychology are you learning from Sherlock?